Today is your special day!
Where people you don’t even talk to greet you.
Men! Don’t that give you stomach flu.
And people you don’t even know gifts you.
That makes me wanna smack em with tennis shoe.
This year your back will crack,
making you drop back.
More headaches will come along,
the hell let’s just break down to our drinking song.
Today I’ll laugh at you for being old,
I know it’ll sound cold.
But you know I love you,
and one day you’ll be doing that same thing too.
“Happy Birthday! May your facebook page be filled with messages from people you never talk to!” ~Unknown